From: "David Brush" <brushd@clarkson.edu> To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" <creed-discuss@debbir.com> Date: Thu 19 Sep 2002 14:11:36 -0400 |
----- Original Message -----From: shell696@cs.comSent: Thursday, September 19, 2002 2:10 PMSubject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service AnnouncementCan you send .01 through paypal?
"Joe Earles" <earles@attbi.com> wrote:
>Of course I'm bored. Why else would I be conducting a New Worshippers drive
>at the moment?
>
>...aside from the money, of course.
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: <shell696@cs.com>
>To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" <creed-discuss@debbir.com>
>Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2002 1:44 PM
>Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement
>
>
>> You must be reallllllllllly bored!!!
>>
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>> "Joe Earles" <earles@attbi.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Shut up and send me some money. And as you hit the "send money" button,
>> >repeat 3 times:
>> >
>> >"There is no god but the Bullgod and Kid Rock is his prophet!"
>> >
>> >----- Original Message -----
>> >From: <shell696@cs.com>
>> >To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" <creed-discuss@debbir.com>
>> >Sent: Thursday, September 19, 2002 1:25 PM
>> >Subject: RE: [ Creed Discuss ] Public service Announcement
>> >
>> >
>> >> Someone is listening to a little too much Kid Rock!! : )
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> ~Michele
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> "Joe Earles" <earles@attbi.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >I AM THE BULLGOD. And as such I expect to be revered and worshipped
>> >around
>> >> >here from now on. To give you an idea of what this new religion you
>are
>> >> >about to adopt is all about I present the Bullgod's Frequently Asked
>> >> >Questions:
>> >> >
>> >> >1. Who is the Bullgod?
>> >> >I'm the Bull God, you understand? The illegitimate son of man. I'm the
>> >T-O-P
>> >> >to the D-O-G and the P-O-T to the G-O-D
>> >> >
>> >> >2. What is the Bullgod's agenda?
>> >> >I'm gonna get you...I see through you...I'm gonna get you
>> >> >
>> >> >3. How will the Bullgod accomplish this goal?
>> >> >I wanna flood the world with my twisted thoughts
>> >> >You can bet all day but I can't be bought
>> >> >
>> >> >4. Still confused?
>> >> >I'm like a train I roll hard lettin off much steam
>> >> >In the Carhartt flannel and dusty jeans baby
>> >> >I never was cool with James Dean
>> >> >But I be hangin tough with my man Jim Beam
>> >> >I swing low...like a chimp
>> >> >These thoughts I have can't mold to sense
>> >> >Through the forest of my mind, they're all past tense
>> >> >Born and raised in the outer lands
>> >> >And at times you can say I'm outta hand
>> >> >I'm in a band of gypsies, we're on the run
>> >> >Everytime that paper hits my tongue
>> >> >And sometimes it seems so odd
>> >> >When my veins are poppin and I'm on the nod
>> >> >I am the bullgod...you understand
>> >> >And here in my head is my master plan, Uh
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >5. So how would a relationship with the Bullgod enhance my human
>> >experience?
>> >> >A lot of people poke fun and that's alright
>> >> >But when I start pokin back they get all uptight
>> >> >You can't cap with the master son
>> >> >So sit your ass down before I blast ya one
>> >> >
>> >> >6. I think I'd rather worship a kinder, gentler deity. Like Cthulhu.
>Why
>> >> >should I worship the Bullgod?
>> >> >SIMPLE!
>> >> >I am the bullgod...I am free...and I feed on all that is forsaken
>> >> >
>> >> >Now that you have been introduced to your new monotheistic belief
>system,
>> >> >you WILL start supporting the cause of the Bullgod by sending your
>> >donations
>> >> >via paypal to joe_earles@hotmail.com or suffer the caustic scourge of
>> >your
>> >> >disobedience. Thank you for your unwavering loyalty to the Bullgod.
>> >> >Infidels will be snapped like reeds and rent in twain like Rice Paper.
>> >Have
>> >> >a nice day.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
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